Was irritated to hell this morn. First it was my maid.. In her ever atrocious english she asked: "Mz, afjldkjfaj !#@$%$%?" Me: WAT??!! Her: LUNG at hm?? Me(beginnin to sound like a retard): Wat? Her: LUNG at hme? Me: OH! LUNCH! NO. At this pt of time, i wanted to tell her tt my heart n lungs r with me. Thk u for ur concern.
Why was i irritated? No it wasnt PMS.She's been wif us for a damn 2 yrs and still her eng is soo atrocious! SHe doesnt seek to improve, and upgrade herself. and if there's anyth i hate, its ppl not UPGRADING themselves n constantly tryin to improve. I mean if u noe u r lousy in one way or another, then go do sth abt it! n nt juz stay stagnant at tt level n be satisfied with it. We hv been correctin her n borrowing some malay-eng translation books for her to read juz so she can rem. Hell, we even bring ourselves to her level of eng n spk in damn broken n simplied eng(in fact nt even eng). We learnt malay to communicate better w her. N does she even try???? NO!
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Right, on way back this morn, saw some squashed dead thing on the grd. At first i tot it was some crushed fish bones bt on closer look, it was actually a SNAIL! Escargot can! Shell crushed, slimy stuff (the body) flattened n the grd was act glistening cos of the slime. Y.U.C.K.S. Slow moving creatures.. So y on earth does God create them? Hmm... Donno wat use it has except for us to eat them. Yum Yum! hah
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